Today, Donald Trump the current president got abducted by aliens. He infuriated them by saying they didn't belong here. On some accord he was right, those aliens belong on Junilation, the newly discovered planet!
Trump's secretary was a witness. He said (while trembling) that they were orange and had 7 eyes all along their stomachs. He described a scene where the aliens took off with Trump, probably going back to their home planet Junilation.
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